The immortal
Somewhere far away an orange tabby grows a long white beard and closes his eyes. He has already seen every candle.
Now on Elysium · Chain 99901 · HYPE
$MIHAO
A cat. A temple. A new chain. The zen master who said "ni hao" has crossed into Elysium.
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TBATHE CAT IS HERE · 你好ni hao × 0SCROLL TO ENTER
01 / THE SAGE仙猫 ✦ WHO IS MIHAO
A CAT WHO HAS SEEN EVERY CYCLE
The zen master
who said ni hao.
An orange tabby with a flowing white beard, eyes closed, paws pressed together. He said "ni hao" to the timeline, the timeline said it back, and a meme became a movement.
$MIHAO is our own home for the Ni Hao Cat, rebuilt for Elysium, Kinetiq's EVM network for Hyperliquid where everything trades in HYPE. Same calm sage, new temple. No roadmap theatre, no rush. Sip tea, say ni hao, hold.
NetworkElysium
Chain ID99901
GasHYPE
Memes289
PFPs218
Ni hao
Two words, posted once. The timeline goes quiet, then very loud. Everyone starts saying it back.
The meme depot
289 memes and 218 faces later, the sage is everywhere: in the casino, in the rain, in a McDonald's bag.
Into Elysium
The temple doors open on a new chain. Same sage. Bring HYPE, find the cat, sit still.
02 / THE MEME DEPOT收藏快乐 ✦ TAKE A LOOK AROUND
The meme
collection.
A cat for every mood. Scroll the scroll, tap any meme to open it.
Every meme is here. No vault, no gate.
03 / THE PFP ORACLE你的命中注定 ✦ YOUR TURN
FIND YOUR ALTER EGO
Find your
Mihao.
218 faces. Pull the lever and let the sage choose your next profile picture. Zero bad rolls.
THE PFP ORACLENo. 000
Press the button. The sage is waiting.
04 / HOW TO BUY四步 ✦ FOUR STEPS TO THE TEMPLE
Four steps
to the temple.
一
Get an EVM wallet
Any EVM wallet works (Rabby, MetaMask and friends). Add the Elysium network, chain ID 99901. Keep your seed phrase to yourself.
二
Bring HYPE to Elysium
Elysium runs on HYPE. Bridge some over for the swap and for gas. Breathe. No rush.
三
Open Uniswap
Hit any Buy button on this page. It opens Uniswap with the official $MIHAO contract already filled in. Only trust the CA shown here.
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TBA四
Swap and sit still
Swap HYPE for $MIHAO, close your eyes, press your paws together. The sage does not panic. Neither do you.
Buy $MIHAO05 / THE CANDLES静候 ✦ LIVE ON DEXSCREENER
Read the
candles.
静候
The chart lights up here the moment the contract is live on Elysium.
CA:TBA06 / JOIN US一起说你好 ✦ SAY NI HAO TOGETHER
Say ni haotogether.
The temple is open. Follow the cat, find the CA, bring a friend.
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TBATap the seal for a fortune from the sage.